I've decided that I've hidden in the shadows for far too long. I look around at this world, the mess that is being made of it, and I despair. I have not done my fair share in messing it up and am feeling very left out.
So here I am. This new blog will serve a variety of uses for me. First, I'm going to give the world my opinions. Does the world give a shit about my opinions? Of course not. I don't care. I've spent most of my life listening to other peoples opinions, and it's about time I stuff a fistful of mine down your throat.
Second of all, I'm going to analyze other peoples opinions, and then either pass them off as my own, or point out the bullshit in them.
Third, and most importantly, I'm going to use this blog to do my part in further wrecking the world. Frankly, I am mediocre in almost every way imaginable. I figure if I do my best to provide my honest, heartfelt opinions, and try to turn them into meaningful public action, I will accomplish what the majority of mediocre people have been accomplishing for over 3000 years of human history: the suppression of all that is intelligent, rational, and sane in favour of the irrational, bureaucratic and substandard.
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